PissPissSHITPiss

I've always wanted to ask a guy this, but I never have.
So I'm not sure if this only goes for me,
but whenever I take a crap, I always pee throughout it.
So the question that I have is:
if that happens for guys, do you just constantly stand up and squat back down?

I figure, just for the sake of you, I'll continue on...

Espanol?

I hate the feeling of walking into class
and sitting down in my seat
and it's warm.
I just hate the thought of knowing
that someone else's ass was radiating so much heat
that it makes my ass warm.

It's the most awkward thing ever.

Serenity

I think with time I'll eventually mature.
One day I'll look back at the me that I am right now
and I'll wonder things.
Why I'm such a freak
Why I have to rebel just to be rebellious
Why I put some things before others.
But for right now everything makes sense.
Everything fits
Everything has its place
and it all feels good.